May 2012
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puckermanfabray: lets play “which download link is the real one”
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i accidentally messed up my life how do i start a new account
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me: i want a hot body
me: does absolutely nothing to achieve this
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the avengers?
senor-cactuar: how about the international justice league of super acquaintances
May 30th
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TUMBLR DEPRIVED.
So the Internet has been out in my apartment for what seems like months but I think it’s only been 4-5 days and I went home to visit mia familia so I haven’t gotten on tumblr in forever and now I’m in the computer lab on campus and I want to get on tumblr so bad but naughty things could come up. Ahhhhhhhhhh! Maybe I should not care. You just gotta take the random nudes on your...
May 30th
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May 28th
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May 28th
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May 26th
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May 26th
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May 26th
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And I knew it, I never should’ve turned the wheel. And I knew it, the voices calling me were real. And I knew I was wrong
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mom: it's almost 10:30. it's getting pretty late you should go to be-
me: *starts laughing hysterically before turning into a winged batlike demon and flying off into the darkness as a creature of the night*
May 24th
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May 24th
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May 24th
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half of me is sappy and romantic and nice and the other half is spiteful and mean and sick and twisted i don’t understand
May 24th
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‎1950's lyrics: Love me tender, love me true, all my dreams fulfilled. For, my darling, I love you, and I always will.
1960's lyrics: When the girl in your arms is the girl in your heart, then you've got everything.
1970's lyrics: I hope you don't mind that I put down in words, how wonderful life is while you're in the world.
2012 lyrics: Almost drowned in her pussy so I swam to her butt.
May 24th
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May 24th
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Anytime Lady Gaga stands on some surface that is above floor level I get really nervous.
May 24th
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p0ker-gaga: Happy birthday Born This Way! ♥ The album that changed my life. It’s crazy to think an album changed your life but I can’t imagine how my life would’ve been without it. It helped me get through one of the hardest times of my young life. It’s just so amazing and PERFECT. 
May 23rd
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May 23rd
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andromedalogic: OTPs are so incredibly awkward because you want them to be your children but also be your parents but also you want to see them fuck but then you’re usually attracted to one or both of the people involved so ultimately what the fuck kind of complex is that WHAT HAS FANDOM DONE TO ME
May 23rd
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History Teacher: He had all these huge ships...
Me: Oh my god, so do I.
History Teacher:
Me: Oh... you meant like boats.
May 23rd
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christianbaled: I’d like to thank every director who hasn’t fallen for the 3D technology yet. Thank you, from the very bottom of my heart.
May 22nd
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When someone refers to Bread Co as Panera
whathighschoolshouldwecallme:
May 22nd
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